Lana Del Rey - Ghetto Baby (Demo)
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communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing

seereezy:

manager: sir your resume just says “good looking and talented”

me: am I lying though?

manager: …youre right, Im sorry youre hired

lolitaspice:

dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio

asieybarbie:

put THAT on yo’ banner! 

asieybarbie:

put THAT on yo’ banner! 

d0nn0:

clestroying:

d0nn0:

people who say the n word and the f word make me angry

ned flanders

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pale-bitten-lips:

me and my friend natalie were this close to marina last year and it was an equally beautiful and painful moment 

pale-bitten-lips:

me and my friend natalie were this close to marina last year and it was an equally beautiful and painful moment 

unregistered-hypercam2:

unregistered-hypercam2:

this nice old man on the train started talking talking to me about acronyms like LOL and ROFL (which is a conversation I can’t resist) and he told me to get his prototype acronym famous with the kids: FMLO: Farting My Laugh Out

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thickneyspears:

I dont remember this part of the oops music video 

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hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

enures:

If I punch myself and it hurts, am I too weak or too strong?

touch my pizza and buy me butt