It’s literally just flowers omfg calm down
If a woman offered to give you head in front of her husband who’s in a coma would you take it?
Nigga I’d get head from my sister in front of my father in a coma if it means im getting free head
Not sure if it’s because he said nigga or because of the other things
do old people masturbate
if u were a paper towel u’d be
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
to be or nah to be
cool tricks to share with your kids
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
When u hit the blunt an you ain’t tryna cough in front of the cool kids
people who steal text posts from tumblr and put them on other social networking sites
finishing my cereal before it gets soggy is the most stressful thing in life