bewbin:

My mom told me to quit playing tennis becuase of all the racquet

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

Cashier: That'll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4...
Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
Me: ...........
Cashier: ........
Me: what are we?

versaceslut:

i was watching straight porn because the guy was hot and then he put it in her butt and she goes “yeah fuck my shithole”

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spenceromg:

walt has no chill

cultkid96:

so i didnt get the casting call but im not letting it get me down i am going to make myself feel like a princess 

cultkid96:

so i didnt get the casting call but im not letting it get me down i am going to make myself feel like a princess 

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

i’m bored n sad

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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