grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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beyoncesasshole:

untalentedbitch:

my grandma is a legend

signal boost this image immediately

beyoncesasshole:

untalentedbitch:

my grandma is a legend

signal boost this image immediately

bassicalo:

I guess my mum thinks I’m constantly on Google’s start page

somefagonyourdash:

humorking:

SO IM AT THE BUS STATION AND THIS GIRL TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my boyfriend *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID “no homo cutie” THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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naughtyhat:

Fun fact: you don’t have to be an asshole.

electratart:

long time no selfie

electratart:

long time no selfie

mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

merylstreeptease:

i bet dermatologists hate him

*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!

gnarly:

Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep

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patheticqirl:

when someone does an unfollow spree and they dont unfollow you

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