when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
thinking about dick in class
Primadonna girl, yeah, all I ever wanted was the world
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.