when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
lik3petalswemusteventuallyfall:
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
