Happy Easter Xbox
twerking while driving
Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
no it just means your dick is irrational and people hate it
i can’t believe you fit lana del rey in your ass
it was a challenge
ANOTHER ROUND OF SHOTS! Flu shots. For the children and the elderly. They’re especially at risk.
I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it
i used to be scared of settling for mediocre but now i think i’d be lucky even to get that.
when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav